The Rise of the Himbo
A himbo is a man who is more attractive than he is smart. A bimbo with nuts, to put it testicularly. Behold this Y-chromo parade of stupid.
Joss Whedon to Fans: I’m Gonna Call You “My Peeps”
So as you may know The Avengers crushed the box office this weekend (with the hammer of Thor! haha… sorry.) In response, director Joss Whedon posted a positively cockle-warming thank you letter to his nerd minions this morning. An excerpt:
People have told me that this matters, that my life is about to change. I am sure that is true. And change is good — change is exciting. I think — not to jinx it — that I may finally be recognized at Comiccon. Imagine! Also, with my percentage of “the Avengers” gross, I can afford to buy… [gets call from agent. Weeps manfully. Resumes typing.] …a fine meal. But REALLY fine, with truffles and s#! . And I can get a studio to finance my dream project, the reboot of “Air Bud” that we all feel is so long overdue. (He could play Jai Alai! Think of the emotional ramifications of JAI ALAI!!!!) What doesn’t change is anything that matters.
People who saw Avengers this weekend: you just bought this nice man a steak. With truffles and s#!.
Don’t know ya, bro! ;)
The Cooler Me
Statistically speaking, there’s probably a cooler you out there. The guy who’s actually living that life you’d imagined for yourself before you got married, had a couple of kids, and strapped in to that desk job. Maybe he plays in a band, lives in California, wakes up at ten, and surfs before noon. Wherever he is, he’s definitely having more fun than you are. What if you could track that guy down? Eric Puchner did.
What’s cool in being cool? - ice cold!!!